eenuttings:

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

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ostolero:

ALT

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mrsterlingeverything:

Lets just take our armor off and see what happens

(via thickness-protection-program)

ladymariayuri:

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enjoylentgreen:

oneheadtoanother:

(via exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear)

calware:

calware:

they need to make an emoji that’s the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

compilation of the ones in the notes

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oncce-againn:

the intimacy of “how do you know that?”

“because i know you”

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escuerzoresucitado:

lullxbyblue:

How are you supposed to just get up and go to school and go to work and come home and make dinner and fold the laundry and not want to kill yourself the whole fucking time.

(via bob-belcher)

Jesus Christ I am stupid and I hate myself

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

tomhoppusdelonge:

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maxwellpaws:

soulcoda:

necrowtic:

necrowtic:

you cant be talking like that white baby

white baby this is getting out of hand

@itsplutohere this is too funny not to be able to reblog lol

This popped into my head

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miss-bunno:

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afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

The Bible is pretty clear that anyone claiming to know the exact date of Jesus’ second coming is lying, and most non-Evangelical Christians in the US seem to know this. What most US Christians don’t know is that the idea of a “rapture” is not in the Bible at all and did not exist for the first 90% of Christian history. The way most Americans currently think of it is heavily influenced by a series of novels written by a major figure of the Christian Right and then adapted into films starring Kirk Cameron and Nicolas Cage. The concept of the “rapture” is younger than the lawn mower.

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